08-14-2009, 11:42 AM
This is a little guide that goes over things that are seen time after time in other's profiles. They come up often, and seldom are overlooked, as they are blatant red flags of... well, a pretty Mary-Sue like character. Reason being? We've all seen it over, and over, and over, and over, and OVER again.
Now, some of you will automatically think I'm trying to bash you, or that "HEY THAT'S MY CHARACTER", but in all honesty, it's to -help- you guys. It's also... not by coincidence they are here. So, if it is here, and it matches your character... well...
Anyhow, here's the list.
The Orphan: Ahh. I start out with this why? Because I do not think I have a single chracter with living parents. While, this isn't -so- bad, some people milk it like there is no tomorrow. As in, what I call, the "pity me" orphan. This is usually a person playing them as so tragic, and misbegotten by everyone that they cannot bear it! Oh the drama!
There is also a -second- part to it. The orphan of a dramatic death. This orphan has seen it all, usually at a young age. People think this makes them deep and tragic, with something to be figured out when that guy starts to ask you about your past...but really, it's something that has happened to either so many people in WoW, or enough times at least in character that it's pretty anti-climatic at this point.
Like I said, this -can- be pulled off, since it's quite difficult to play a character with relations that don't exist in game, or that you can at least communicate to, but just take it down a notch and you'll be cool.
The Uberdin: This is usually a Pally. They can consecrate the ground better than anyone, and they are excelled in combat, romancing, fel magic, ancient lore, and window washing. This is one of the most watched for characters, just because they roleplay them as being able to do anything. Worship the light? Pah, only if they have to, which is seldom because this motorcycle driving archtype is obviously broody.
The Nice Warlock/Forsaken/Deathknight: This is a character that goes against everything that you'd consider any of these things to be. Rather, than the standard tortured soul that has REAL flaws and problems, such as being dead, having to carry themselves secretly, or practicing an art that could get them killed ICly... they are the opposite.
They are overly nice to everyone. They are so friendly, that they'd hug a human and discuss how fun it is to practice summoning their sexy Succubus, or their cute and cuddly Ghoul with a heart of gold. This character may be centered around... *gag* eRP, or something also excedingly rediculous.
Powermage:Mages can do anything right? Right? No, they can't. But people try to make them do everything.
You know the powers your mage has on 'em? Some of -those- aren't even considered IC. Don't make us stuff for 'em. Especially mental powers.
Brain Damaged Orc: There are two GMs and and two ADMINs, -read it- ADMINs that will tear this character appart. Unless the character is a peon there'd be no reason for them to act mentally defunct. Orcs are actually a quiet, and honorable race that fight to -survive-. Playing them as dumb is insulting.
Social Bunny: Not what you think. This is a character that knows major lore figures. Why would you know these figures? And honestly, if you do know them, so darn intamately, why are -you- not a lore figure? The simple answer is that you are not. Piggy-backing on the success of an established character in a profile is a sign of weak writing. It shouldn't be about how amazing Thrall is, the profile should tell us about your character.
Although, Thrall is amazing.
The Crazy: This character is usually described as "unstable" or "wild", or something like that. Players make it known that their actions are -random-, and so on and so forth. Basically, what the profile screams is "I don't know what the hell I'm doing with this character, so I'll call him crazy."
Crazy? It's actually just... lazy. Put some time into it, and try to actually come up with a concept other than saying they are random.
Mastertinkerbubblefluffmeggacute (Gnome): Secrettom will appreciate this, I think. Since it's seen a lot. And that's Gnomes with wierd names popping all about claiming they are "masters of blahblahblah" and so on and so forth. Yes, they love to tinker. Yes, their names can be slightly off the norm. But when you get Gigglestink, inventor of the Nuke, it's going way too far. It's a good idea to tone it down with the cute, and the whole mastergenius stuff, and stick to a single concept. Like steampunk. Gnomes are cool when played right, but I'm going to be blatant. There are like, six Gnomes (not gonna name, but I will say their may be more) that don't make me OOCly want to steer away from them.
Gnomes -should- be a majority serious, with a splash, a -splash- of cute/tinkery.
Broodelf: Goes for both Elf races. This is an elf that is so broody that he's a real turn off to the people around him. With Bloodelves, it's usually an elf that hates -everything-. While, yes, BE's are generally not nice, but snobbish, they still can differentiate between another noble, and someone who is a stinking-non-noble.
For the NE's, this is that -male- elf that defies women, of any race, and goes to the glorious human lands to spread around whatever it is those damn things spread around. Men in this race should be so much more docile than what they are played to be. They've been ruled by women for -Thousands of years-!
Venomdruid: Ahh, this is a type of druid that has shown up more than a few times on profiles. This archetype is a druid that not only slept in the Emerald Dream, but the Nightmare as well. Somehow, they claim that this makes them evil, or something like a mentally defunct spit personality being.
It really makes no sense, but it's happened, -quite- a few times. Heh.
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Final part: The "duh" factor.
This is pretty self explainatory. I hope you all know this one. If it is not from cannon lore... it shouldn't be in your profile. If it's something you made up, and includes something -with- official lore (such as an area or a character) it certainly shouldn't be in your profile. If you get something super special that makes you awesome and everyone else suck, it shouldn't be in your profile.
Also, if you are a megapowered as a -child-, then it's an automatic failure of the duh check. Any. Class. Or. Race.
This is the "duh" factor. The "duh" factor basically means, that if you cannot... comprehend this, then your character will get denied. Why?
Well, duh.
Now, some of you will automatically think I'm trying to bash you, or that "HEY THAT'S MY CHARACTER", but in all honesty, it's to -help- you guys. It's also... not by coincidence they are here. So, if it is here, and it matches your character... well...
Anyhow, here's the list.
The Orphan: Ahh. I start out with this why? Because I do not think I have a single chracter with living parents. While, this isn't -so- bad, some people milk it like there is no tomorrow. As in, what I call, the "pity me" orphan. This is usually a person playing them as so tragic, and misbegotten by everyone that they cannot bear it! Oh the drama!
There is also a -second- part to it. The orphan of a dramatic death. This orphan has seen it all, usually at a young age. People think this makes them deep and tragic, with something to be figured out when that guy starts to ask you about your past...but really, it's something that has happened to either so many people in WoW, or enough times at least in character that it's pretty anti-climatic at this point.
Like I said, this -can- be pulled off, since it's quite difficult to play a character with relations that don't exist in game, or that you can at least communicate to, but just take it down a notch and you'll be cool.
The Uberdin: This is usually a Pally. They can consecrate the ground better than anyone, and they are excelled in combat, romancing, fel magic, ancient lore, and window washing. This is one of the most watched for characters, just because they roleplay them as being able to do anything. Worship the light? Pah, only if they have to, which is seldom because this motorcycle driving archtype is obviously broody.
The Nice Warlock/Forsaken/Deathknight: This is a character that goes against everything that you'd consider any of these things to be. Rather, than the standard tortured soul that has REAL flaws and problems, such as being dead, having to carry themselves secretly, or practicing an art that could get them killed ICly... they are the opposite.
They are overly nice to everyone. They are so friendly, that they'd hug a human and discuss how fun it is to practice summoning their sexy Succubus, or their cute and cuddly Ghoul with a heart of gold. This character may be centered around... *gag* eRP, or something also excedingly rediculous.
Powermage:Mages can do anything right? Right? No, they can't. But people try to make them do everything.
You know the powers your mage has on 'em? Some of -those- aren't even considered IC. Don't make us stuff for 'em. Especially mental powers.
Brain Damaged Orc: There are two GMs and and two ADMINs, -read it- ADMINs that will tear this character appart. Unless the character is a peon there'd be no reason for them to act mentally defunct. Orcs are actually a quiet, and honorable race that fight to -survive-. Playing them as dumb is insulting.
Social Bunny: Not what you think. This is a character that knows major lore figures. Why would you know these figures? And honestly, if you do know them, so darn intamately, why are -you- not a lore figure? The simple answer is that you are not. Piggy-backing on the success of an established character in a profile is a sign of weak writing. It shouldn't be about how amazing Thrall is, the profile should tell us about your character.
Although, Thrall is amazing.
The Crazy: This character is usually described as "unstable" or "wild", or something like that. Players make it known that their actions are -random-, and so on and so forth. Basically, what the profile screams is "I don't know what the hell I'm doing with this character, so I'll call him crazy."
Crazy? It's actually just... lazy. Put some time into it, and try to actually come up with a concept other than saying they are random.
Mastertinkerbubblefluffmeggacute (Gnome): Secrettom will appreciate this, I think. Since it's seen a lot. And that's Gnomes with wierd names popping all about claiming they are "masters of blahblahblah" and so on and so forth. Yes, they love to tinker. Yes, their names can be slightly off the norm. But when you get Gigglestink, inventor of the Nuke, it's going way too far. It's a good idea to tone it down with the cute, and the whole mastergenius stuff, and stick to a single concept. Like steampunk. Gnomes are cool when played right, but I'm going to be blatant. There are like, six Gnomes (not gonna name, but I will say their may be more) that don't make me OOCly want to steer away from them.
Gnomes -should- be a majority serious, with a splash, a -splash- of cute/tinkery.
Broodelf: Goes for both Elf races. This is an elf that is so broody that he's a real turn off to the people around him. With Bloodelves, it's usually an elf that hates -everything-. While, yes, BE's are generally not nice, but snobbish, they still can differentiate between another noble, and someone who is a stinking-non-noble.
For the NE's, this is that -male- elf that defies women, of any race, and goes to the glorious human lands to spread around whatever it is those damn things spread around. Men in this race should be so much more docile than what they are played to be. They've been ruled by women for -Thousands of years-!
Venomdruid: Ahh, this is a type of druid that has shown up more than a few times on profiles. This archetype is a druid that not only slept in the Emerald Dream, but the Nightmare as well. Somehow, they claim that this makes them evil, or something like a mentally defunct spit personality being.
It really makes no sense, but it's happened, -quite- a few times. Heh.
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Final part: The "duh" factor.
This is pretty self explainatory. I hope you all know this one. If it is not from cannon lore... it shouldn't be in your profile. If it's something you made up, and includes something -with- official lore (such as an area or a character) it certainly shouldn't be in your profile. If you get something super special that makes you awesome and everyone else suck, it shouldn't be in your profile.
Also, if you are a megapowered as a -child-, then it's an automatic failure of the duh check. Any. Class. Or. Race.
This is the "duh" factor. The "duh" factor basically means, that if you cannot... comprehend this, then your character will get denied. Why?
Well, duh.
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