The Antagony Association is a non-nonprofit organization that will alleviate you of your gold in recompense for us taking a beating so that you look good in front of whatever you're trying to impress.
Why in the gosh-darn heck would I want that now?
Spoiler:
Let's face it, there's just too many dang heroes around! How's an average joe supposed to look like a demi-god if he has nothing to beat up? Plus, if you actually participate in war (as if!) you could die! How're you supposed to look good with an axe through your face?
Well golly gee, sign me up!
Spoiler:
All business is handled through the very enigmatic/handsome/dangerous/intelligent/well-dressed businessman Morbenzo Maleficuz, head honcho extraordinaire of The AA. All dealings, whether you wish to be a hired goon or the one hiring goons, go through him.
