Kidnapped: 4 Srs

[Xigo]

B-B-But what about Merica and Skyfin?

[Sol]

Having given your concerns due consideration, Voragh has modified his update.

[SachikoMaeda]

Doran's status:

Traumatized from brutal haircutting thanks to Cara.
Must beat up Faelara more. Plot against pregnant woman who's getting special treatment.
Cry because Momma Arilyn is sick.
Cry because no Keyus.
Cry since no Keyus.
Be reminded of no Keyus. Cry more.
Cry because.
Cry.
Make shiv to defend self next riot.
Continue to be a weasel.
Cry again.

[CappnRob]

>Voragh
>Ethics

do ho ho that slaps me on the knee.

Also, no thoughts on Elara? >:C

[ImagenAshyun]

Oh lawdy.

Voragh's head is gonna be caning target practice for white-knight Dino.

[Sol]

Oh lawdy.

Voragh's head is gonna be caning target practice for white-knight Dino.

I might make a second status tracker for people liable to disrupt his pimping.

Dino, Gantrithor and Jaeleth, he's looking at you.

[CappnRob]

COME AT ME BRO.

COME.

AT.

ME.

[Sol]

COME AT ME BRO.

COME.

AT.

ME.

DO YOU WANT TO GO ROUND TWO WITH A TOOLBOX AND A CHAIR?

THERE ARE IRON MAIDENS VORAGH CAN PICK UP AND USE, TOO.

[CappnRob]

COME AT ME BRO.

COME.

AT.

ME.

DO YOU WANT TO GO ROUND TWO WITH A TOOLBOX AND A CHAIR?

THERE ARE IRON MAIDENS VORAGH CAN PICK UP AND USE, TOO.

IF GAN CAN GET ALONE WITH VORAGH HE MIGHT JUST RETURN THE FAVOR.

FURNITURE FIGHT SCENE.

[JVNemesis]

Sol, I'd just like you to know that the librarians now hate me and seriously considered throwing me out after I started giggling hysterically while reading that.

That's all.

[Sol]

Voragh Babe Tracker, Addendum 1:

Once Krona is successfully flayed, you should fashion a cloak out of her runeskin. Runeskin grants superpowers - therefore, the cloak will grant you superpowers. The honeys dig superpowers.

[Hawk]

Krohn's Status:

- Snarl at whomever comes near him save for perhaps Mahta and a select few undiscovered yet.
- Be grumpy
- Hate everything
- Pursue OPERATION: EAT GUARD

[Lancelet]

(because everyone else is posting updates and I'm bored waiting for the server to work)

Voragh's Babe Tracker Update:

Talys: Viable prospect, proceed with flirting.
Yeira: Viable prospect, proceed with flirting.
Nejj: Ostensibly in a relationship with, hide all other prospects from
Krona: Will kill you. Threat stems from runic tattoos on skin. Flaying her will solve problem
Askari: Like a badly burnt steak, avoid
Caravan: Viable prospect, proceed with flirting
Bijir: Secretly plotting to kill you. Strangle her with her own fishing rod.
Faceless: Viable prospect, proceed with flirting. (Note: May kill you)
Generic: Viable prospect, proceed with flirting
Elara: Has proven reciprocative of flirting for several months. Prepare proposition
Jen: Avoid, weirdo
Anski: Kind of hot how she's always handling that sword. However, has only spoken to you so far in death threats. Proceed with caution.
Maya: Avoid, adamant dislike for you
Anaiya: Totally wants it in secret
Arilyn: Proceed cautiously. Use face mask to avoid catching her consumption
Faelara: Avoid, she's pregnant. You got ethics, man. I mean, come on.
Kynara: Avoid, creepy.
Skyfin: Not sure if babe or not. Monitor. If seen wearing skirt, proposition directly.
Merica: Called Pissypants for a reason. Bring paper towels to any potential encounter.
Lucrezia: Viable AVOID. Corpse. Do not make it like that one time with the blue-eyed elf in the graveyard. (Although that was totally worth it.)
Ensuena: Friendzoned, continue pestering in hope of sympathy. It almost worked that one time in Thousand Needles.
Doran: Viable pros Avoid Proceed with Not a babe. Avoid. Would probably just cry anyway.
Corlmitz: Viable option for bromance should all other prospects fail

What.

[Clovis]

Corlmitz: Viable option for bromance should all other prospects fail

This needs to happen.

[Sol]

What.

Elara and Voragh have known each other since around New Year. He's taking what academics are calling the Slow Path.

This needs to happen.

ALREADY IS.