The Love Exchange (aka, Kapre's Angels)

[CappnRob]

It'll be a disaster date!

Kantado can set it up for the lulz.

[Sol]

Well, in case she ever wants a nice orcish boy her age . . . *throws Dhorgun*

I could probably do with him getting a profile done, actually. Shame he's busy trying to reach Nagrand on foot/dying of an infected wound in a jungle. :3

[ImagenAshyun]

I have just discovered the beauty of Google Docs. And their spreadsheets. /coughs while looking at someone in particular.

I still have more psych papers to write and work to go to (just got an increase of hours, yay <3) after today, so the reorganization of the profiles and charts according to gender, race, and orientations is a work in progress. It's time consuming, but once the organization is complete, profiling and matchmaking should be a breeze. An employee handbook is also in the works. Hopefully I'll have the Guild ranks match, because the promoting/demoting process is quite frankly a b***h.



UNTIL THEN, TLErs, THIS IS YOUR ASSIGNMENT:

1.) Request to the clients you interviewed yourselves and request the players' forum names. Some can be confirmed without even directly asking (Grakor is Grakor456, Da'taz is Cressy, etc), but there are others whom I have never met before or belong to players who are just newly introduced. Once you got all/most of your players, list them as a reply.

If you especially have a long list of clients whom you cannot find, you can ask other TLErs for help. I can cover the clients Kapre, Kantado, and Tibalan interviewed, but help in that too is very appreciative.

2.) For the same clients, if they have race and gender information missing, fill them in too. You may have to whisper them in-game if you don't have their forum names.


I'll see if I can also organize an official profile format based on the ones you guys worked on (which I love) that includes crucial information such as contact and availability. I also have something in mind that could potentially not only bring more RP to TLE, but especially to all of COTH besides organized party events. But first! Documents must be organized.

[Saiyuu]

Interviewer: Celes

Name: Zernor Lightgiver

Sex: Male

Race: Sin'dorei

One good trait: Can be rather philosophical at times.

One bad trait: Too analytical. Sometimes hates himself for things he has done.

History: Preferred not to share his history.

Interests: Talking to people and making acquaintances. Likes strolling around Booty Bay. Has a hobby of helping the weak and poor. Training with the Light and fighting are also things he does often.

Prefers: Female preference. Anything but Trolls and Dwarven. Is also open to try something with the undead, but limited to Death Knights only. Likes slender women.

Mate Must: Be wise, intelligent.

Mate Must Not: Be crazy. Dislikes aggressive, irresponsible women.

Short or Long-Term?: Long-Term.

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Interviewer: Celes

Name: Saronsen Illat

Sex: Male

Race: Human

One good trait: Honesty.

One bad trait: Stubborn.

History: Born and raised in Andorhal. Left at the young age of thirteen to begin his training as a Paladin. Just before he was eighteen, he went with his master to fight in the Third war. After the war and until the events in Northrend, he spent his time helping whoever he could.

Interests: Drawing, talking, fighting and relaxing.

Prefers: Females. Races that have affinity with the Light. Humans, Sin'dorei, Draenei and maybe Kal'dorei. No preferences on appearance. Would like a female with a strong mind and spirit, one that knows the dangers of his job but is confident that he will return safely. Perhaps someone that can fight alongside him.

Mate Must: Be kind.

Mate Must Not: Be racist or distrustful.

Short or Long-Term?: Long-term.

[Lunaxy]

Forum name: holynexus

Interviewer: Kyramu

Name, age: Drena Firebeard, fifty-five years old.

Race, Gender: Dwarf, Female.

History: Lived in Ironforge until the end of the Second War, but according to her, was rather boring. She learned 'tricks of the trade' with her mother's friend, and soon got attention, however that is. She thought of setting lost, and found a group that keeped whatever she found, and then came the war. She's now stuck in Stranglethorn Vale, living as a Treasure hunter.


Interests: Loves drinking, lot's of drinking. Also likes to brawl at some times. And she said she likes shiny, shiny things. Also got herself in engineering, but didn't truly liked it.

Prefers: Dwarf and human males only.

Would like in a mate: They need to drink. They need to be kind and understanding.

Wouldn't like in a mate: Wouldn't like someone over protective, she says she is big! She says she would not like a hairless mate, she likes hair!

Long or short term? : Long term only!

! Also!

Forum name: Saiyuu

Interviewer: Kyramu

Name, age: Aellia, three hundred and thirty

Race, Gender: Draenei, female.

History: She was a mage whom lived in shattrath, had a mate and a daughter, but sadly, both died. When she came to Azeroth, she joined the Argent Dawn to aid in the air, but died.

Interests: Likes to read, help the kids in Stormwind's orphanage. Also likes to take care of her chicken Sheryl. She knows a lot about magic, and apparently is really smart.

Prefers: No prefence for sex, doesn't wants humans, blood elves or forsaken. Death knights are alright

Would like in a mate: She'd like someone caring, gentle and creative, who wouldn't mind her condition. Ah, she'd also want someone strong.

Wouldn't like in a mate: Rudeness, arrogance, stupidy and ignorance. She wouldn't like someone who doesnt likes children. She wouldn't like someone who can't tolerate coldness, she's not really warm.

Long or short term? : Long term.

Note to self: She's really shy and cute, and really smaller than most Draenei! She's a good friend of mine and I'd love to see her with someone who's able to care for her.

[Holynexus]

Haha awe. xD hur.

[Mathias]

1.) Request to the clients you interviewed yourselves and request the players' forum names.

2.) For the same clients, if they have race and gender information missing, fill them in too.

Hmm, okay.

Aliaress Darkrunner: Female Night Elf. Cressy.
Alivana Shaderunner: Female Blood Elf. Forum Name Pending.
Alshendra Rainsong: Female Night Elf. Adam255.
Dr. Damien Moore: Male Undead. Frogspawned.
Da’taz: Female Troll. Cressy.
Esthrunil Suntreader: Female Blood Elf. Esthrunil.
Parth Vargon: Male Human. Avon.
“Master” Finzer: Male Troll. Forum Name Pending.
Kyramu: Female Draenei. Lunaxy.
Leeva... does this even count? This profile was never completed. Female Troll. Wuvvums.
Mara Joveno: Female Human. Adam255.
Serilia Silverleaf: Female Night Elf. Forum Name Pending.
Tragga Walks-The-Path: Female Tauren. Kyndari.
Tsutaj: Male Troll. Forum Name Pending.

I'll work on the "Forum Name Pending" people.

Since I couldn't send a letter to Finzer, I think his character no longer exists. Which means we can move to a Da'taz and Jezzan match!

[Lunaxy]

Tsutaj is my own character, and I deleted it!

Also Kyramu is kind of...not needed anymore?

[Kepora]

Haven't heard from Aila since we met the first time D: met and set up a date for the following evening but she never showed.

[Mathias]

Spoiler:

Interviewer: Jof’waz

Race: Forest Troll

Sex: Male

Name: Jum’bwan

History: Born up North, Jum was born during the Second War. He was killing beast as a young age thanks to his massive size. Seriously, he’s huge.

Interests: His life is about the hunt. He does it for honor, but he’ll also hunt people if he needs to. Also smokes herbs.

Prefers: Women only. No humans or elves, ever. And his size definitely means small races should be avoided.

Mate Must: Be strong. Be a good cook.

Mate Must Not: Have a temper. Getting mad is fine, but don’t get pissy over everything.

Short or Long-Term?: Long.

Notes: Do we allow one person to have multiple mates? This forest troll is probably expecting that. Also makes me wonder if he cares more about hunting things than having a woman or three at his side.

Forum Name: Reese777

The Edit:

Spoiler:

Interviewer: Jof’waz

Race: Blood Elf

Sex: Male

Name: Ghardiak Dawnriver

History: He grew up in Silvermoon and ran away when he was little.

Interests: Acrobacy, and athletism in general. Also enjoys cooking and music.

Prefers: Females. Blood elves, humans, and draenei preferably.

Mate Must: Enjoy cooking.

Mate Must Not: Be bossy, concerned about his safety, and picky about where they live.

Short or Long-Term?: Long term.

Notes: Can we start putting a race limit or something? We have so many elves, you would have to wonder how their race survived for so long. And what’s with that history?

Forum Name: Ghardiak

[Lunaxy]

Way too many elves indeed.
Need more trolls and orcs. C:

[Erynn]

Interviewer: Rylei

Race: Blood elf

Sex: Male

Name: Hael Bladewing

Description: I think he had black hair, seeing as his very small beard was black. He's taller than me (shocker, I know), and he had average clothes on, with a few rips here and there.

History: He was born in Silvermoon, and followed Kael'thas in Outland. He left him for the Scryers later, but left them as well. He started traveling the world after that.

Interests: He likes dueling, reading, drinking, resting, and traveling. Dancing is in there too.

Gender preference: Female

Race preferences: Blood elf

What he would like in a mate: As long as she didn't try to kill him in his sleep, or at all rather, he's fine with about anything.

What he wouldn't like in a mate: No heavy alcoholics.

Short or Long-Term: Long

Notes: He was a cool person to talk to, and I think we can get him a good partner that won't try to kill him!

Forum Name: Pvtfrog

[ImagenAshyun]

Sorry I haven't been updating anything for TLE, but an announcement: http://www.conquestofthehorde.com/Thread...#pid216739

[Mathias]

Spoiler:

Interviewer: Jof’waz

Race: Troll

Sex: Male

Name: Loz

History: A Darkspear troll. He was meant to learn “proper knifey stuff” but got bored. Now an adventurer.

Interests: Loves music, meat, running, and climbing.

Prefers: Men. Any race that isn’t dead or an elf. No death knights. None of them. *Death knights seem to be underlined a few times*

Mate Must: Be active, like meat, and enjoy fun.

Mate Must Not: The opposite of what I put above.

Short or Long-Term?: Long.

Notes: Was completely distracted when taking his profile. He looks cute, at least, but the mask hid most of his face.

Forum Name: Sirblingalot

[ImagenAshyun]

Do forgive me for the lack of activity regarding this guild. I'm still working on getting us a subforum, plus a means to organize our files. Good news is, final exam season is almost over, and I will even be able to housesit while family goes on vacation (meaning MORE FREE TIME). Though I will be assisting in "Sickness in the Sands" (as Dr. Dino) and the Defias story (as Dia and.... well, wouldn't YOU like to know? ), I'm still around for matchmaking and romance RP. I just seem to have very, very bad timing, since as of late, when I come in-game, I am either interrupted by tasks IRL wherein their completion would have people go to by bed then, or I am so late almost everyone is in bed anyway. I feel horrible. XD


But fear not: TLE is still kicking, accepting profiles, and kickstarting lulzy RP. We may expand the business' work boundaries to get what we want (form new relationships) via other kinds of RP besides profiling and interviews and events. Suggestions are loved and appreciated.

Soon, my darlings, soon. The Bossgoat will be back and TLE will get busy again.