09-14-2010, 10:08 PM
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Blackness poisoned the air that night in Stranglethorn Vale. An unsettling silence fall over, and even the most stealthy panther would have been driven mad by the unnerving calm. Then from the north came a rustle which pierced the night like god-sent thunder.
![[Image: 12run.jpg]](http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5/12run.jpg)
An Orc of medium height and a powerful build leads the ruckus. His bloodshot hazel eyes had no time to drift from what was head of him, and his gorilla-like hands clutched onto a long tabar, which had a dull iron chain dangling off of its butt-end. His yellow teeth bit down onto his upper lip, and in doing so he drew red blood. The yellow-skinned man's broad shoulders tossed aside brush and leaves alike in his path. He had no time to hesitate; rather he had to act on the instant. With eyes long adjusted to the blackness of the jungle's night, he bound over bushes, and around trees.
He left a trail any child could follow. Blood seeped through his leg, where an arrow had embedded its self. It was only through that raw animalistic berserk in which this barbaric beast of a man was able to press on. Through shear endurance he continued, for behind him were half a dozen savages, who wanted nothing more than to roast him over a tribal flame.
In red kodo-straps, this man was Mowg Kodohide, ignorant son of Gak'Zom. Hanging from his sash had been a human's head, shrunken, black, and mummified. He cared not the religious importance of such an item; it was only the money he cared for. Blood-wet feet patted heavily onto the ground. He could hear the howling of wolves behind him, but the wilderness spoke to him like none other, and he knew well that the howling had been from a shaman rather than a beast's vocals, as inhuman as the howl had sounded. The hunt for fresh meat troll-plunder had been on, and Mowg had not once strayed or lagged in his path to freedom.
![[Image: 13run.jpg]](http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8999/13run.jpg)
Tigers and panthers, normally prone to chasing such prey scattered when this howl pierced the night. Each moment allowed the hellish barbarians to gain on the Orc, and their savage axes prepared to kiss naked flesh, and their filed teeth gnawed at the gusting wind. What nightmare had Mowg put himself through?
Hill over vine-coated hill the Orcish barbarian charged. It seemed as through half of the hunting party splintered off to intercept his path, and three remained. He looked not behind, and guessed this through sound alone. Then he came upon a deep canyon and a horrid smell. Mowg stopped short, and rocks plummeted to the earthy ground below. He drew in a deep breath, and wheezed it out, before charging to a fallen log across the way.
![[Image: 15fight.jpg]](http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/381/15fight.jpg)
As the Orc began to cross the make-shift bridge, he suddenly kicked a powerful foot down onto the
moss, and wheeled about. His tabard followed suit, and one troll, clad in leather with red locks crumbled under the weight of the heavy weapon, and fell to his death, head first. Two more trolls stood there, preparing to lunge upon the man. One was naked save for a loincloth, and held a bone dagger tightly in his callused hand. He was blue and hairless across his body, and a tall braided knot of nappy blue hair stuck atop his skull. The other was a green-fleshed shaman, bald on his head and his eyes had been pampered with red shadow, and he wore a ceremonial brown robe with beads clattering with each step he took.
![[Image: 16fight.jpg]](http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7210/16fight.jpg)
Mowg pressed his back away from the two, and prepared his axe for the incoming savages. The naked one's bloodlust sent him first, and he leapt upon the Orc, and thrust his dagger deep into a muscled tree-trunk arm. Mowg cast his tabar wide in retaliation, and it sunk into the skull of this troll, digging as deep as the primitive's teeth. He withdrew his axe and stared down the Shaman.
“Grom!†Mowg exclaimed, “You is a persistent lot!†The Orc kicked the naked troll off of his weapon and turned his heels to continue his march away. He fought burden and tiring stamina as he did this.
The shaman lifted his cobra-shaped mace and his round shield, and charged after the fleeting outsider. He knew well magic would win him this fight on a level or narrow ground. Testosterone pumped through the men, and rage plated with strength sent these men like elephants.
![[Image: 17cliff.jpg]](http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/438/17cliff.jpg)
How cruel the fates played upon Mowg when he found a cliff before him, but acting fast, he grabbed onto moss and vines, and with every ounce of strength he could muster in him, he lifted himself atop this gargantuan ledge. Fireballs flew across the night sky, and burnt the foliage around Mowg. He cared not for the inaccurate missiles, and his calm-head allowed him to climb to safety, but for how long? Acting quickly, he grabbed a vine fro ma tree, and snapped it down. Then he fastened a knot, but it was short after the troll emerged from the cliff as well.
![[Image: 18round3fight.jpg]](http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1636/18round3fight.jpg)
The vine whistled through the air, and entangled shaman whom he had been chased by. With one mighty tug, he pulled the man atop the hill, but the troll landed on padded feet and darted for Mowg. Vicious spiked tore into Mowg's arm, and he had no choice but to drop his tabar there in the weeds. From his sash, Mowg grasped forth a slightly bent knife. He thrust this blade between the ribs of his enemy, but that trollish berserk kept the shaman from falling. Again he thrust his blade in an instant, but he met contact with the shield. The troll let out a bestial howl, and tore his mighty tusk into Mowg's face. Precious lifeblood began to draw from Mowg even greater at that moment, and he was losing strength. He kicked the troll away, but under-estimated his strength. The shaman staggered back and fell from the cliff, and his spine shattered on contact with the emerald land below.
![[Image: 19ded.jpg]](http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7744/19ded.jpg)
Sweat flowed like a river down the hairy Orc's chest and body. He sat to rest, but the dampness and heat of the jungle night prevented any real comfort. So he set out to seize his tabar from the weedy jungle floor. He cast a glance down to the shrunken head, and wondered why the life of a shaman and two mighty hunters had been worth it, but his wonder routed instantly when he saw before him a sleeping Ogre. Mowg knew damn well those animals thought of Orcs are puny, and so he dared not disturb its slumber.
He crawled away from that sight, but to no avail. The lumbering hulk of a beast awoke when he crushed a lizard under one foot, and it let out a death-howl. Mowg widened his bloodshot eyes and took again to fleeing. Being in no condition to fight, and an objective before him, he wasted no effort to flee. The mighty ogre kept in pursuit, and tore down all trees and bushes that dared stand in his way.
![[Image: 110run.jpg]](http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5448/110run.jpg)
Mowg suddenly drew back and tossed a rock in the direction he had been fleeing. The Ogre, not yet adjusted to the night, continued his path, and Mowg crept away from that place. He remained as silent as possible until not only the sound of the Ogre grew distance, but the smell equal to ten thousand rotting oranges slipped away as well.
![[Image: 111sleep.jpg]](http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/3816/111sleep.jpg)
Tired, exhausted, abused, and hungry Mowg sat on exposed granite and caught his breath. He needed to rest for the journey that'd lie before him tomorrow. He looked down at the head again and muttered in Orcish, “You had better be worth the trouble, damn it.†Then he stuffed the head into a bag, and laid there. His heart pounded loudly in his ear and his mind drifted to his time in Mulgore. The more he thought about it, the more he missed those plains.
![[Image: 112babe.jpg]](http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3616/112babe.jpg)
The next morning Mowg continued further south, and did not stop until he reached the Gurubashi Arena. He was harassed by two more trolls this time, but delivered quick slaying. Despite the trouble he had been pushed through for this stupid head, it seemed all worth it. The contractor would have to wait though, as Mowg needed rest, and even though trolls were the bane of his thoughts at this time, the troll wenches at the bar did not seem too bad. The one which caught his eye had a dainty build, and small features, and short red hair, but with a curvy hip. He just snorted and demanded her price, and thus his troubles came to its end for now.
![[Image: 11forest.jpg]](http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2195/11forest.jpg)
Blackness poisoned the air that night in Stranglethorn Vale. An unsettling silence fall over, and even the most stealthy panther would have been driven mad by the unnerving calm. Then from the north came a rustle which pierced the night like god-sent thunder.
![[Image: 12run.jpg]](http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5/12run.jpg)
An Orc of medium height and a powerful build leads the ruckus. His bloodshot hazel eyes had no time to drift from what was head of him, and his gorilla-like hands clutched onto a long tabar, which had a dull iron chain dangling off of its butt-end. His yellow teeth bit down onto his upper lip, and in doing so he drew red blood. The yellow-skinned man's broad shoulders tossed aside brush and leaves alike in his path. He had no time to hesitate; rather he had to act on the instant. With eyes long adjusted to the blackness of the jungle's night, he bound over bushes, and around trees.
He left a trail any child could follow. Blood seeped through his leg, where an arrow had embedded its self. It was only through that raw animalistic berserk in which this barbaric beast of a man was able to press on. Through shear endurance he continued, for behind him were half a dozen savages, who wanted nothing more than to roast him over a tribal flame.
In red kodo-straps, this man was Mowg Kodohide, ignorant son of Gak'Zom. Hanging from his sash had been a human's head, shrunken, black, and mummified. He cared not the religious importance of such an item; it was only the money he cared for. Blood-wet feet patted heavily onto the ground. He could hear the howling of wolves behind him, but the wilderness spoke to him like none other, and he knew well that the howling had been from a shaman rather than a beast's vocals, as inhuman as the howl had sounded. The hunt for fresh meat troll-plunder had been on, and Mowg had not once strayed or lagged in his path to freedom.
![[Image: 13run.jpg]](http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8999/13run.jpg)
Tigers and panthers, normally prone to chasing such prey scattered when this howl pierced the night. Each moment allowed the hellish barbarians to gain on the Orc, and their savage axes prepared to kiss naked flesh, and their filed teeth gnawed at the gusting wind. What nightmare had Mowg put himself through?
Hill over vine-coated hill the Orcish barbarian charged. It seemed as through half of the hunting party splintered off to intercept his path, and three remained. He looked not behind, and guessed this through sound alone. Then he came upon a deep canyon and a horrid smell. Mowg stopped short, and rocks plummeted to the earthy ground below. He drew in a deep breath, and wheezed it out, before charging to a fallen log across the way.
![[Image: 15fight.jpg]](http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/381/15fight.jpg)
As the Orc began to cross the make-shift bridge, he suddenly kicked a powerful foot down onto the
moss, and wheeled about. His tabard followed suit, and one troll, clad in leather with red locks crumbled under the weight of the heavy weapon, and fell to his death, head first. Two more trolls stood there, preparing to lunge upon the man. One was naked save for a loincloth, and held a bone dagger tightly in his callused hand. He was blue and hairless across his body, and a tall braided knot of nappy blue hair stuck atop his skull. The other was a green-fleshed shaman, bald on his head and his eyes had been pampered with red shadow, and he wore a ceremonial brown robe with beads clattering with each step he took.
![[Image: 16fight.jpg]](http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7210/16fight.jpg)
Mowg pressed his back away from the two, and prepared his axe for the incoming savages. The naked one's bloodlust sent him first, and he leapt upon the Orc, and thrust his dagger deep into a muscled tree-trunk arm. Mowg cast his tabar wide in retaliation, and it sunk into the skull of this troll, digging as deep as the primitive's teeth. He withdrew his axe and stared down the Shaman.
“Grom!†Mowg exclaimed, “You is a persistent lot!†The Orc kicked the naked troll off of his weapon and turned his heels to continue his march away. He fought burden and tiring stamina as he did this.
The shaman lifted his cobra-shaped mace and his round shield, and charged after the fleeting outsider. He knew well magic would win him this fight on a level or narrow ground. Testosterone pumped through the men, and rage plated with strength sent these men like elephants.
![[Image: 17cliff.jpg]](http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/438/17cliff.jpg)
How cruel the fates played upon Mowg when he found a cliff before him, but acting fast, he grabbed onto moss and vines, and with every ounce of strength he could muster in him, he lifted himself atop this gargantuan ledge. Fireballs flew across the night sky, and burnt the foliage around Mowg. He cared not for the inaccurate missiles, and his calm-head allowed him to climb to safety, but for how long? Acting quickly, he grabbed a vine fro ma tree, and snapped it down. Then he fastened a knot, but it was short after the troll emerged from the cliff as well.
![[Image: 18round3fight.jpg]](http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1636/18round3fight.jpg)
The vine whistled through the air, and entangled shaman whom he had been chased by. With one mighty tug, he pulled the man atop the hill, but the troll landed on padded feet and darted for Mowg. Vicious spiked tore into Mowg's arm, and he had no choice but to drop his tabar there in the weeds. From his sash, Mowg grasped forth a slightly bent knife. He thrust this blade between the ribs of his enemy, but that trollish berserk kept the shaman from falling. Again he thrust his blade in an instant, but he met contact with the shield. The troll let out a bestial howl, and tore his mighty tusk into Mowg's face. Precious lifeblood began to draw from Mowg even greater at that moment, and he was losing strength. He kicked the troll away, but under-estimated his strength. The shaman staggered back and fell from the cliff, and his spine shattered on contact with the emerald land below.
![[Image: 19ded.jpg]](http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7744/19ded.jpg)
Sweat flowed like a river down the hairy Orc's chest and body. He sat to rest, but the dampness and heat of the jungle night prevented any real comfort. So he set out to seize his tabar from the weedy jungle floor. He cast a glance down to the shrunken head, and wondered why the life of a shaman and two mighty hunters had been worth it, but his wonder routed instantly when he saw before him a sleeping Ogre. Mowg knew damn well those animals thought of Orcs are puny, and so he dared not disturb its slumber.
He crawled away from that sight, but to no avail. The lumbering hulk of a beast awoke when he crushed a lizard under one foot, and it let out a death-howl. Mowg widened his bloodshot eyes and took again to fleeing. Being in no condition to fight, and an objective before him, he wasted no effort to flee. The mighty ogre kept in pursuit, and tore down all trees and bushes that dared stand in his way.
![[Image: 110run.jpg]](http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5448/110run.jpg)
Mowg suddenly drew back and tossed a rock in the direction he had been fleeing. The Ogre, not yet adjusted to the night, continued his path, and Mowg crept away from that place. He remained as silent as possible until not only the sound of the Ogre grew distance, but the smell equal to ten thousand rotting oranges slipped away as well.
![[Image: 111sleep.jpg]](http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/3816/111sleep.jpg)
Tired, exhausted, abused, and hungry Mowg sat on exposed granite and caught his breath. He needed to rest for the journey that'd lie before him tomorrow. He looked down at the head again and muttered in Orcish, “You had better be worth the trouble, damn it.†Then he stuffed the head into a bag, and laid there. His heart pounded loudly in his ear and his mind drifted to his time in Mulgore. The more he thought about it, the more he missed those plains.
![[Image: 112babe.jpg]](http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3616/112babe.jpg)
The next morning Mowg continued further south, and did not stop until he reached the Gurubashi Arena. He was harassed by two more trolls this time, but delivered quick slaying. Despite the trouble he had been pushed through for this stupid head, it seemed all worth it. The contractor would have to wait though, as Mowg needed rest, and even though trolls were the bane of his thoughts at this time, the troll wenches at the bar did not seem too bad. The one which caught his eye had a dainty build, and small features, and short red hair, but with a curvy hip. He just snorted and demanded her price, and thus his troubles came to its end for now.
â This is my snowman. He's there to remind me how much I hate the snow.