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#46
01-20-2013, 01:55 AM
Anski Wrote:...

Why, oh why did I never use Skype...

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I told you a few times to get Skype! Pah!
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#47
06-19-2013, 11:13 AM (This post was last modified: 06-19-2013, 11:23 AM by Clovis.)
Just another day in GMC.

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[2:26:17 PM] Nathalie (Lox): Clovis.
[2:26:19 PM] Nathalie (Lox): Take your pants off.
[2:26:33 PM] Clovis: But.
[2:26:40 PM] Clovis: They're always off when I'm on my computer.
[2:26:44 PM] Nathalie (Lox): ...
[2:26:57 PM] Nathalie (Lox): *snooooooooooort*
[2:27:04 PM] Clovis: ( Not even joking. When I get home from work, I practically strip down. )
[2:27:32 PM] Clovis: Pants, socks, shirt. If you're lucky I'll wear a pair of work out shorts.
[2:27:56 PM] Jordy: Whenever I get home and know I'm done for the day, I almost rip off the pants and practically do the helicopter from excitement.
[2:28:08 PM] Jordy: Because pants suck, man.
[2:28:19 PM] Conor (Sol): [2:25 PM] Jordy:

<<< Better. The pain is gone, and the retardation is gone, too.[2:25 PM] Jordy:

<<< the retardation Not gonna lie, though, this was the funniest f***ing thing.
[2:28:35 PM] Conor (Sol): . . . Man. I just sit down, start using my computer and then realise I'm still wearing a coat and work boots at like 9 in the evening.
[2:28:41 PM] Conor (Sol): I'm the opposite.
[2:28:45 PM] Conor (Sol): Fortunately. I retain my decency. :|
[2:28:50 PM] Jordy: HAH
[2:28:50 PM] Jordy: YPU
[2:28:53 PM] Jordy: YOU'RE A GM
[2:28:57 PM] Jordy: YOU HAVE NO DECENCY.
[2:28:59 PM] Jordy: YOU LIAR.
[2:29:06 PM] Jordy: ARE YOUR OVER-DRESSED PANTS ON FIRE?
[2:29:08 PM] Jordy: I THOUGHT SO.
[2:29:16 PM] Alex / Spiky: [2:26 PM] Clovis:

<<< They're always off when I'm on my computer.YES
[2:29:16 PM] Jordy: ...I may have lied about not being retarded anymore.
[2:29:19 PM] Alex / Spiky: I'M NOT ALONE
[2:29:31 PM] Clovis: "Dat feel when the CotH populace is at the mercy of a bunch of mostly naked people at their computers."
[2:29:42 PM] Jordy: [2:29 PM] Clovis:

<<< "Dat feel when the CotH populace is at the mercy of a bunch of mostly naked people at their computers."
[2:29:51 PM] Jordy: Aaaaand scene. It doesn't get much better than this.
[2:29:51 PM] Clovis: mostly naked
[2:30:13 PM] Reigen: What is it with dudes and no pants on the computer?
[2:30:19 PM] Alex / Spiky: It's comfortable!
[2:30:24 PM] Clovis: It's so liberating.
[2:30:25 PM] Jordy: Because penises need to breathe, Reigen.
[2:30:33 PM] Reigen: I have a leather chair. It would not end well.
[2:30:39 PM] Clovis: Boxers.
[2:30:51 PM] Jordy: [2:30 PM] Clovis:

<<< Boxers.
[2:30:54 PM] Alex / Spiky: Plus if you don't keep a certain temperature near your jewels it hurts the production of semen.
[2:30:57 PM] Alex / Spiky: The more you know.
[2:31:02 PM] Clovis: The day before I replaced my old computer chair.
[2:31:09 PM] Clovis: I tried to sit in it naked.
[2:31:09 PM] Reigen: ...
[2:31:21 PM] Clovis: It was a little awkward.
[2:31:26 PM] Alex / Spiky: ...
[2:31:31 PM] Alex / Spiky: WHY?
[2:31:34 PM] Jordy: Especially when the family watched him strip down as he replaced it.
[2:31:36 PM] Clovis: Could probably get used to it though.
[2:31:38 PM] Alex / Spiky: No chair is made for sitting in naked.
[2:31:43 PM] Clovis: I WAS HOME ALONE
[2:31:46 PM] Reigen: ...
[2:31:48 PM] Jordy: SURE YOU WERE
[2:31:54 PM] Reigen: :|
[2:31:59 PM] Alex / Spiky: Name me any fabric that's comfortable when naked, that a chair could be made of.
[2:32:00 PM] Clovis: I have a sibling on the way in a few months.
[2:32:01 PM] Matthew (Krilari): On 6/19/13, at 2:31 PM, Alex / Spiky wrote:
> No chair is made for sitting in naked.

Clearly this needs to change.
[2:32:02 PM] Alex / Spiky: That isn't silk.
[2:32:08 PM] Clovis: I need to get all my naked urges out of my system soon.
[2:32:26 PM] Reigen: And thus, Krilari and Clovis set off on an epic quest to find and creature the perfect chair that one could sit in naked.
[2:32:36 PM] Clovis: It's called a bed.
[2:32:44 PM] Reigen: I just but a flipping towel over the chair when I want to sit on it after a shower.
[2:32:45 PM] Reigen: /shruuuug
[2:32:51 PM] Clovis: Hot.
[2:32:56 PM] Reigen: Effective.
[2:33:11 PM] Clovis: Girls sitting at their computer naked are way hotter than guys.
[2:33:15 PM] Clovis: Unless they're Spiky.
[2:33:27 PM] Alex / Spiky: A chair with silk on it would be comfortable.
[2:33:28 PM] Jordy: f**k you very much, Clovis.
[2:33:37 PM] Reigen: ...Silk chair?
[2:33:40 PM] Reigen: Do want.
[2:33:50 PM] Clovis: Jordy, man, I always used to think you were like, metro or something, but apparently you're some kinda beef cake?
[2:33:50 PM] Alex / Spiky: I refuse to believe leather chairs are comfortable to sit in while naked.
[2:33:51 PM] Jordy: I'M BEAUTIFUL, DAMN IT
[2:33:54 PM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Mine.
[2:33:57 PM] Alex / Spiky: Leather is not meant for naked skin.
[2:34:02 PM] Alex / Spiky: Unless it's a whip.
[2:34:03 PM] Reigen: I need to get a new chair in all honestly. This thing has been sat on so much the leather is splitting, my cat has used it as a scratching post and it makes my ass numb.
[2:34:06 PM] Jordy: ...metro?
[2:34:09 PM] Clovis: I bet Reigen looks good in leather.
[2:34:13 PM] Clovis: Yeah.
[2:34:14 PM] Clovis: Like.
[2:34:17 PM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Lol
[2:34:19 PM] Clovis: You know. Metro.
[2:34:22 PM] Alex / Spiky: Alex / Spiky swings the whip at Clovis.
[2:34:24 PM] Alex / Spiky: WHOPAH!!
[2:34:38 PM] Jordy: Is that like... I don't even have a clue, man.
[2:34:41 PM] Reigen: I don't like tight clothing. Sorry clovis.
[2:34:44 PM] Clovis: Effeminate guy.
[2:34:48 PM] Alex / Spiky: But yeah.. Leather couches are not good for fornication.
[2:34:49 PM] Matthew (Krilari): On 6/19/13, at 2:33 PM, Alex / Spiky wrote:
> I refuse to believe leather chairs are comfortable to sit in while naked.

They aren't comfortable. At all.
[2:34:54 PM] Alex / Spiky: IT BURNS
[2:35:00 PM] Alex / Spiky: The f***ing friction
[2:35:09 PM] Clovis: Alright Rei Rei. Latex?
[2:35:19 PM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): I had a cloth chair
[2:35:25 PM] Reigen: I'm allergic to latex. :(
[2:35:29 PM] Conor (Sol): I too have heard Jordy is a beefcake.
[2:35:38 PM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): D:
[2:35:47 PM] Jordy: I wouldn't know, Spiky. And Clovis, physically I'm more beef-cakey. My girlfriend laid on my chest while we were outside and was like "dude, waht the f*** why is this so hard- oh that's your chest... wat" so I had a self-esteem boost there. I'm not a beef-cake in mind, though!
[2:35:50 PM | Edited 2:36:04 PM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Sokay, Rei, my brother is too
[2:35:52 PM | Edited 2:36:24 PM] Clovis: <HAHA PORN LINK REDACTED> (SFW)
[2:36:00 PM] Clovis: *Make Reigen dress in Latex*
[2:36:06 PM] Clovis: *Most awkward ambulance ride ever*
[2:36:13 PM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Lol
[2:37:12 PM] Reigen: I found it out the hard way when in art class.
[2:37:15 PM] Reigen: Rubber cemeber...
[2:37:17 PM] Reigen: Fumes in the air.
[2:37:22 PM] Reigen: It did not end well ._.
[2:37:24 PM] Clovis: If I ever bother to get into some real tight, good shape, I'd probably wear leather for shits and giggles.
[2:37:54 PM] Jordy: I can't get into good shape. I've even done the obvious, you know, EAT LESS AND EXERCISE. I gained weight.
[2:37:59 PM] Jordy: I'm 1700 and 27 pounds.
[2:38:10 PM] Alex / Spiky: Walkin'.
[2:38:23 PM] Jordy: I used to walk everyday, Spikers.
[2:38:29 PM] Reigen: Cut out salt. Oh my god cut out salt if you eat salt.
[2:38:31 PM] Alex / Spiky: Yar, just keep doin' it.
[2:38:41 PM] Alex / Spiky: Not only is it a good habbit, eventually you'll start to see stuff.
[2:38:41 PM] Jordy: In addition to my 2 and a half mile walk home from school.
[2:38:43 PM] Reigen: I changed my diet and cut out salt and have started to drop the weight ever since. x.x
[2:39:17 PM] Alex / Spiky: As much as I dreaded it, I switched to Coke-Zero for a while.
[2:39:19 PM] Alex / Spiky: Bam.
[2:39:32 PM] Jordy: Naw man, I was almost a vegetarian for awhile (not actually, I still ate meat just nothing super fatty or spiced or anything) and I still gained.
[2:39:39 PM] Jordy: My metabolism is awful. :P
[2:39:44 PM] Conor (Sol): f**k man. I'm naturally so gangly and scrawny and I have such a fast metabolism, so until the past year I've never gained weight at all because I've always walked about two and a half miles between school and home, there and back every morning and afternoon
[2:39:47 PM] Conor (Sol): Theennnn I went to university
[2:39:51 PM] Jordy: It also doens't help that morbid obesity is on both sides of my family.
[2:39:54 PM] Clovis: Best thing I ever did was drink water and no sugary drinks. But, I stopped a while ago due to stress.
[2:39:57 PM] Clovis: I need to get back on it.
[2:40:06 PM] Conor (Sol): Where my residential dorms were in the ass end of nowhere four miles away from the actual campus
[2:40:11 PM] Conor (Sol): So I had to rely on a bus to get aroouuunnnd
[2:40:26 PM] Clovis: I was dropping weight pretty steadily when I only drank water and ate only food that I had prepared myself, or my mom made. No eating out.
[2:40:27 PM] Conor (Sol): Coupled with student dietary habits, my gut has not fared well this past year or so.
[2:40:47 PM] Matthew (Krilari): Amen to that, Sol.
[2:40:49 PM] Clovis: Sol. Thank god you aren't one of them chubby brits like TotalBiscuit.
[2:40:57 PM] Jordy: Oh, I'm not saying I'm super fat or anything. I'm not. I have a gut, yeah, but if you looked at me you'd guess maybe 180 lbs.
[2:41:14 PM] Jordy: (that's the average guess people give)
[2:41:37 PM] Alex / Spiky: Most of it is underneath.
[2:41:41 PM] Alex / Spiky: In muscle fiber.
[2:42:05 PM | Removed 2:42:07 PM] Clovis: This message has been removed.
[2:42:20 PM] Jordy: F*** YOU CLOVIS, DELETING THAT SHIT
[2:42:25 PM] Clovis: <3
[2:43:41 PM] Clovis: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...se%20wheel
[2:43:44 PM] Conor (Sol): I'm weird. I've always been like god-tier skinnyfat. Like, really friggin' scrawny, but with no muscle toning to speak of. No cardio either. Because my metabolism and my walking to school cut out my need to actually . . . you know, tangibly exercise. :P
[2:43:54 PM] Conor (Sol): Hoo boy.
[2:43:57 PM] Conor (Sol): University has been a shock.
[2:44:15 PM] Conor (Sol): I've been clinically underweight all my life and now I'm rocking one hell of a spare tire.
[2:44:36 PM] Clovis: Learn the gut.
[2:44:39 PM] Clovis: Live it.
[2:44:40 PM] Clovis: Love it.
[2:44:42 PM] Jordy: Honestly, I'm unhappy with my tummy, but I'm mostly comfortable with my body type. I'm huge. But not in a bad way.
[2:44:59 PM] Alex / Spiky: ^
[2:45:04 PM] Jordy: During football, people would smack my shoulder and say "...that's not a shoulderpad."
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[2:45:25 PM] Alex / Spiky: Hahaha, Clovis
[2:45:29 PM] Alex / Spiky: "That's no moon!"
[2:45:34 PM] Grakor: [2:43 PM] Jordy:

<<< Honestly, I'm unhappy with my tummy, but I'm mostly comfortable with my body type. I'm huge. But not in a bad way.

Why can't I meet guys like this? :|
[2:45:56 PM] Clovis: Cause orcs aren't real.
[2:46:02 PM] Jordy: BUHBAM
[2:46:19 PM] Conor (Sol): OH
[2:46:19 PM] Conor (Sol): FACED
[2:46:32 PM] Clovis: http://carlosnightman.files.wordpress.co...-child.jpg
[2:46:40 PM] Clovis: As much as you'd like them to be.
[2:46:42 PM] Alex / Spiky: I don't know, you put Jordy and I in green body paint.
[2:46:51 PM] Jordy: 'tis true.
[2:46:59 PM] Clovis: [2:46 PM] Alex / Spiky:

<<< I don't know, you put Jordy and I in green body paint.

L-lewd.
[2:47:10 PM] Alex / Spiky: Clovis, join us.
[2:47:21 PM] Alex / Spiky: CotH Pin-up calendar.


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[2:53:36 PM] Conor (Sol): I could do this. I could make serious money.
[2:53:51 PM] Clovis: You clearly have higher skill points in Being British than her.
[2:53:54 PM] Jordy: ...I should call the group.
[2:54:10 PM] Conor (Sol): Well actually it's not really the accent usually.
[2:54:30 PM] Conor (Sol): My voice is just gravelly and husky enough to turn people's balls to milk within two point three eight seconds of initial exposure.
[2:54:53 PM] Clovis: Mfw Sol sounds like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp-wwEwB-LI
[2:54:58 PM | Removed 2:55:03 PM] Jordy: This message has been removed.
[2:55:07 PM] Conor (Sol): Not
[2:55:07 PM] Conor (Sol): off
[2:55:08 PM] Conor (Sol): far
[2:55:17 PM | Edited 2:55:39 PM] Matthew (Krilari): I call bullshit, Sol. :|
[2:55:17 PM] Clovis: Good god this channel gets homoerotic fast.
[2:55:26 PM] Jordy: Are you really that surprised?
[2:55:37 PM] Clovis: Not really.
[2:56:03 PM] Conor (Sol): It probably helps that I've had a throat infection for the past fortnight.
[2:56:10 PM] Conor (Sol): That probably ups the liquification factor.
[2:56:15 PM] Matthew (Krilari): Ahhh that'd do it.
[2:56:21 PM] Clovis: Nothing turns a b***h on harder than a throat infection.
[2:56:38 PM] Conor (Sol): Throat infection after you just wake up.
[2:56:44 PM] Conor (Sol): Because apparently b****s loooove the sleepy voice.
[2:56:48 PM] Jordy: OH GOD SOLLLLLLL
[2:56:51 PM] Conor (Sol): LOOOOOOOVE IT
[2:57:27 PM | Removed 2:57:30 PM] Jordy: This message has been removed.
[2:57:39 PM | Removed 2:57:46 PM] Conor (Sol): This message has been removed.
[2:57:45 PM | Removed 2:57:54 PM] Jordy: This message has been removed.
[2:58:03 PM] JVNemesis: It's Black Harvest all over again.
[2:58:05 PM] JVNemesis: [REDACTED]
[2:58:10 PM] Clovis: This message has been removed.
[2:58:12 PM] Conor (Sol): Yeah though. I have had requests of late.
[2:58:17 PM] Conor (Sol): Not like
[2:58:28 PM] Conor (Sol): "Put yer haannnd up yer aaasss prittyboooyyy :|"
[2:58:34 PM] Clovis: http://www.conquestofthehorde.com/Thread...ING?page=2 Who hasn't voted yet?
[2:58:56 PM] Clovis: [2:58 PM] Conor (Sol):

<<< "Put yer haannnd up yer aaasss prittyboooyyy :|"

I said I was sorry.
[2:58:59 PM] Clovis: I was really drunk.
[2:59:10 PM | Edited 3:00:31 PM] Conor (Sol): But people have actually asked me to talk to them just for the sake of it.
[2:59:10 PM] Conor (Sol): No
[2:59:13 PM] Conor (Sol): No, no forgiveness.
[2:59:52 PM] Jordy: I used to play Second Life for RP purposes. A 30-something year old woman audibly got off to my voice. :|
[3:00:00 PM] Conor (Sol): F***ing hell man.
[3:00:05 PM] Clovis: I feel like this is a conversation that deserves to be in the old 'GMC Discussion' thread we had.
[3:00:16 PM] Clovis: [2:59 PM] Jordy:

<<< Second Life for RP purposes.

ERP purposes.
[3:00:27 PM] Jordy: Naw man, I was in Star Wars.
[3:00:30 PM] Clovis: I bet you were the little girl.
[3:00:33 PM] Jordy: I played a jedi scientist doctor man.
[3:00:35 PM] Conor (Sol): SCOURING EVIDENCE
[3:00:41 PM] Conor (Sol): SO NOBODY CLAIMS VICTIMISATION
[3:00:47 PM] Conor (Sol): NO NAMES
[3:00:48 PM] Conor (Sol): REDACTED
[3:00:49 PM] Conor (Sol): REDACTED


Dignity? What's that?
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06-19-2013, 11:51 AM
...Isn't that just standard to like, sit at the computer in your boxers? It's freakin' comfortable, especially in the hot arse summer.
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06-19-2013, 11:54 AM
I learned things today I never wanted to know.

I can never be clean.

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06-19-2013, 11:55 AM (This post was last modified: 06-19-2013, 11:55 AM by Loxmardin.)
(06-19-2013, 11:51 AM)Rensin Wrote: ...Isn't that just standard to like, sit at the computer in your boxers? It's freakin' comfortable, especially in the hot arse summer.

That's why I keep my door open all day and even into the evening so the room's cool when I go in to sit at my desk. And if it gets too hot, I open the door again!

Because clothes are nice!

You guys are all weird! :|
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06-19-2013, 11:57 AM
Ya'll couldn't think of a comfortable chair to sit in naked? Take a lesson from Zapp Brannigan and find one made of velour.

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06-19-2013, 11:58 AM
(06-19-2013, 11:55 AM)Loxmardin Wrote:
(06-19-2013, 11:51 AM)Rensin Wrote: ...Isn't that just standard to like, sit at the computer in your boxers? It's freakin' comfortable, especially in the hot arse summer.

That's why I keep my door open all day and even into the evening so the room's cool when I go in to sit at my desk. And if it gets too hot, I open the door again!

Because clothes are nice!

You guys are all weird! :|

Clothes screw with body hair.

Ugh.
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06-19-2013, 12:18 PM (This post was last modified: 06-19-2013, 12:20 PM by Nikodemos.)
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Also, office chairs and Greyhound buses have the best naked seats. The paper table at the doctors office is the worst.
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06-19-2013, 12:20 PM
(06-19-2013, 12:18 PM)Nikodemos Wrote:
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#55
06-19-2013, 12:22 PM (This post was last modified: 06-19-2013, 12:22 PM by Nikodemos.)
Wasn't quick enough. This must be one of those important high traffic volume threads.
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06-19-2013, 12:32 PM (This post was last modified: 06-19-2013, 12:33 PM by Vladdy.)
Spoiler:
Leather is good in all situations. Friction? Who cares. It's preparing you for the challenges ahead. Y'know, when the woman you love so much turns on you with a whip and a ball gag? Yeah... Run away. Run away as fast as you can.
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#57
06-19-2013, 12:43 PM
(06-19-2013, 12:32 PM)Vladdy Wrote:
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Leather is good in all situations. Friction? Who cares. It's preparing you for the challenges ahead. Y'know, when the woman you love so much turns on you with a whip and a ball gag? Yeah... Run away. Run away as fast as you can.

Leather is awful when certain male body parts are hot and decide to stick. Ever peel a band-aid off a hairy arm? It's sorta like that.

And if that woman has a whip and a ball gag... I don't see a problem.












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#58
06-19-2013, 01:03 PM
@Rensin: Oh, it seems wonderful at first. But then there's the rope, and the ring, and all of those kinky things. THE HORRIBLY HORRIBLY KINKY THINGS!
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06-19-2013, 01:24 PM
(06-19-2013, 01:03 PM)Vladdy Wrote: @Rensin: Oh, it seems wonderful at first. But then there's the rope, and the ring, and all of those kinky things. THE HORRIBLY HORRIBLY KINKY THINGS!

Still not seeing the problem.

But the ring? You know what? Let's keep that one a surprise.
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