So, as of two hours and 50 minutes ago, I've been on CoTH for an entire year.
I'm impressed. I've come so far within the span of a year, and I'm hoping to keep that up.
you all are nubs
Congrats, bud.
Come see me when you've been here for 5.
*Aggressively waves his one year sign.*
Happy 1 year, kiddo~
See you next year.

Think you're so fancy? Just because you joined three months before me?
... Only a year? Seems like you've been here longer.
Happy first CotHiversary, nubcake! <3
Wait a minute. I always thought you were here before me!
Wow Wind. You have a peon that's older than you. Good job.
Edit; such proud.
Stahp insalting my friend, Squirrel.
Goodness, it's been a year? I felt you've been around longer!
Congratulations

Only a year? Pfffft! PFFFFFFFFT!
(Congrats nub.)