08-11-2011, 05:02 AM
Originally, I made a pretty damn long essay that I felt really held together all my thoughts and feelings. Then I read through the four pages. And I realized something.
tl;dr
So I am just going to put these right here, in terms that you don't need to use much more than an iota of your brain to understand, since I know most of you are too lazy to care anyway. I am going to pretty damn honest here:
Spoiler'd for BRUTAL HONESTY.
![[Image: Eufeq.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/Eufeq.jpg)
One of the first thing I did when I saw this thread was to go to the IC forums and read through all the Prestige Threads. You know something? I loved them. I loved how Reigan and Krilari, even though they are such developed characters already, could use Prestige to further develop their characters. I loved what they said. I loved what they wrote. I loved their writing style. They don't tend to be too long, but not too short either, concise and still pretty rich in their contents. Lovely.
You gave this new system three weeks, bro. Chillax, k?
By Archimonde's teats, it had barely been three weeks!
![[Image: kaxUr.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/kaxUr.jpg)
Har har, so funneh. I like how some people, naming no names, have no idea why we play a fantasy game. I like how some people, naming no names, play fantasy games to be the farmers and the peons. Har har, so funneh.
No.
That's not why I am playing a bloody fatnazi game for. I play a fatnazi game to slaughter the world, kill a dragon, butcher an abomination and kill that bloody necromancer! I play it to charge in on my golden steed, to raise the dead and terrorize that village, to make a Wish Spell and move my wizard tower to the isle I want it to be.
I play a fantasy world, because in the real world, you are nothing more than a slave to those rich bastards who have enough money to bury you in but can't bloody make a decision as to a fucking debt ceiling without ruining the economy AND making my dad lose his job. So the day the fantasy world ever makes me as insignificant as the real world, I might as well go back to LIFE.
By Kil'Jaeden's withered ballsacks, please start remembering why we are here!
![[Image: 1Rsro.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/1Rsro.jpg)
(SAM) It's like in the great stories Mr.Frodo, the ones that really matter.Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the ending, because after the end you'll be happy.Why can't the world go back to the way it was, when so much mattered than.But in the end it is only a passing thing, shadow , even darkness must pass.A new day will come when the sun comes and shines out the clearer , thoughts are the stories that stay with you that ment something even if you were to small to understand why. But i think Mr.Frodo I do understand, i know now folks, and thoughts , and stories, and people had lots of chances of turning back, but they didn't they kept going, because they were holding on to something.
(Frodo)What are we holding onto Sam?
(Sam) That there's some good in this world and its worth fighting for.
Not going to say more.
![[Image: DajmD.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/DajmD.jpg)
Yo, bro. So I herd they liekz pissing yo off so y u coming to piss us off rather than pissing those pissers off, yo?
By an orc's withered dick, why you ban people who contributes to CoTH but not idiots that make us rage?
![[Image: jHxYI.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/jHxYI.jpg)
So, you can't RP. So, the Dice God hates you too. Solution? ROLL A PRESTIGE!!! WOOT!!!
. . .seriously. I have almost never win a fight before. I enter a fight knowing full well that I can lose and accept that fact; the most fun, the MOST fun, I have ever had, is to lose a battle and actually getting more RP than when I win a battle.
But my point is simple. Why the f**k do we need to give Prestige roll bonuses again? Whose damn bloody great idea is this? What you have done is to demonize Prestige Classes into nothing more than a tool in a dick-waving competition; to demean the POINT behind Prestige Class as a tool for character development and progression into one of pragmatic roll bonuses.
Take those bonuses off.
![[Image: FPzD1.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/FPzD1.jpg)
CoTH is a private server, and that is why I like it. I am one of those crazy people who can afford retail, but would rather play on a private RP server, because Blizzard are douchebags that start getting so corrupted by EMONIES they forget how to make a proper story. WC3 (ROC) was orgasmic, WC3 (TFT) was bleh, WoW Classic was k, the rest just fails. Personal opinion, maybe.
But this is why Private RP servers are kewl, yo?
We get to change things. We get to refine things. And we are NOT WoW. I think it is time we accept the fact that by trying to make ourselves into WoW, we are actually making ourselves worse than we can be. And we can be better.
We can actually, like, you know. . .RP.
And now, for my favorite. . .
![[Image: Nmo08.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/Nmo08.jpg)
![[Image: JVZR8.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/JVZR8.jpg)
I am just going to put this out straight. I think all the whinings are completely pointless and detracts us from the WHOLE BLOODY POINT OF A RP SERVER.
CoTH is reaching a stage where we are building castles on empty air and tunneling through the clouds for an imaginary war that we just feel like raging. Nothing more, for no other reasons, than to rattle our sabres and shake our massive edicks. Stop being so bloody cynical, and please remember why you are here; to have FUN.
So, yeah. . .SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO ROLEPLAY, YER PEON!
Blood and bloody ashes, solving things that ain't mathematical, compounding formulaes that ain't chemical, and engineering things that ain't mechanical. b***h, whine, b***h somemore, over pointless things like. . .prestige?
Seriously, I love the Prestige System for THIS VERY SIMPLE REASON. Have you guys ever read the Prestige posts? Checked their quality, maybe? Some of them, most of them, are pretty damn good read, and I actually loved quite a few. I like how Reigan and Krilari, pretty damn developed characters already, could still develop further with Prestige. I love that dragon, it made me giggle. I loved how Grakor managed to tie in the Kidnapped event with his own Prestige. I loved the fact that -the Prestige System made people who might previously not want to write write under the scrutiny of an entire community-. Do you do that for your English teacher? Do you do that for that school assignment you hate?
I loved the Prestige System because it encouraged an atmosphere of creative writing and a desire to write more, write better, and write characterfully.
And that, my darlings, is why I love the Prestige System.
Oh, and to qualify? I do not have a single Prestige Character nor a Character training to be a Prestige, but I have RPed with almost a dozen Prestige Characters. And I have not a single problem with them, which I attribute to this:
Some people just can't understand the idea of losing to win.
And some people just can't accept the fact that others actually spent months to get what they got.
And hence what do they do? They b***h and whine until they get their way, because I can totally imagine those same people who b***h about the Prestige actually writing more than those pursuing Prestige does and being motivated to do more for their character developments than those pursuing Prestige does [sarcasm alert].
So. . .I will finish off with this:
![[Image: HLBZD.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/HLBZD.jpg)
tl;dr
So I am just going to put these right here, in terms that you don't need to use much more than an iota of your brain to understand, since I know most of you are too lazy to care anyway. I am going to pretty damn honest here:
Spoiler'd for BRUTAL HONESTY.
Spoiler:
![[Image: Eufeq.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/Eufeq.jpg)
One of the first thing I did when I saw this thread was to go to the IC forums and read through all the Prestige Threads. You know something? I loved them. I loved how Reigan and Krilari, even though they are such developed characters already, could use Prestige to further develop their characters. I loved what they said. I loved what they wrote. I loved their writing style. They don't tend to be too long, but not too short either, concise and still pretty rich in their contents. Lovely.
You gave this new system three weeks, bro. Chillax, k?
By Archimonde's teats, it had barely been three weeks!
Spoiler:
![[Image: kaxUr.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/kaxUr.jpg)
Har har, so funneh. I like how some people, naming no names, have no idea why we play a fantasy game. I like how some people, naming no names, play fantasy games to be the farmers and the peons. Har har, so funneh.
No.
That's not why I am playing a bloody fatnazi game for. I play a fatnazi game to slaughter the world, kill a dragon, butcher an abomination and kill that bloody necromancer! I play it to charge in on my golden steed, to raise the dead and terrorize that village, to make a Wish Spell and move my wizard tower to the isle I want it to be.
I play a fantasy world, because in the real world, you are nothing more than a slave to those rich bastards who have enough money to bury you in but can't bloody make a decision as to a fucking debt ceiling without ruining the economy AND making my dad lose his job. So the day the fantasy world ever makes me as insignificant as the real world, I might as well go back to LIFE.
By Kil'Jaeden's withered ballsacks, please start remembering why we are here!
Spoiler:
![[Image: 1Rsro.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/1Rsro.jpg)
(SAM) It's like in the great stories Mr.Frodo, the ones that really matter.Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the ending, because after the end you'll be happy.Why can't the world go back to the way it was, when so much mattered than.But in the end it is only a passing thing, shadow , even darkness must pass.A new day will come when the sun comes and shines out the clearer , thoughts are the stories that stay with you that ment something even if you were to small to understand why. But i think Mr.Frodo I do understand, i know now folks, and thoughts , and stories, and people had lots of chances of turning back, but they didn't they kept going, because they were holding on to something.
(Frodo)What are we holding onto Sam?
(Sam) That there's some good in this world and its worth fighting for.
Not going to say more.
Spoiler:
![[Image: DajmD.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/DajmD.jpg)
Yo, bro. So I herd they liekz pissing yo off so y u coming to piss us off rather than pissing those pissers off, yo?
By an orc's withered dick, why you ban people who contributes to CoTH but not idiots that make us rage?
Spoiler:
![[Image: jHxYI.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/jHxYI.jpg)
So, you can't RP. So, the Dice God hates you too. Solution? ROLL A PRESTIGE!!! WOOT!!!
. . .seriously. I have almost never win a fight before. I enter a fight knowing full well that I can lose and accept that fact; the most fun, the MOST fun, I have ever had, is to lose a battle and actually getting more RP than when I win a battle.
But my point is simple. Why the f**k do we need to give Prestige roll bonuses again? Whose damn bloody great idea is this? What you have done is to demonize Prestige Classes into nothing more than a tool in a dick-waving competition; to demean the POINT behind Prestige Class as a tool for character development and progression into one of pragmatic roll bonuses.
Take those bonuses off.
Spoiler:
![[Image: FPzD1.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/FPzD1.jpg)
CoTH is a private server, and that is why I like it. I am one of those crazy people who can afford retail, but would rather play on a private RP server, because Blizzard are douchebags that start getting so corrupted by EMONIES they forget how to make a proper story. WC3 (ROC) was orgasmic, WC3 (TFT) was bleh, WoW Classic was k, the rest just fails. Personal opinion, maybe.
But this is why Private RP servers are kewl, yo?
We get to change things. We get to refine things. And we are NOT WoW. I think it is time we accept the fact that by trying to make ourselves into WoW, we are actually making ourselves worse than we can be. And we can be better.
We can actually, like, you know. . .RP.
And now, for my favorite. . .
Spoiler:
![[Image: Nmo08.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/Nmo08.jpg)
![[Image: JVZR8.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/JVZR8.jpg)
I am just going to put this out straight. I think all the whinings are completely pointless and detracts us from the WHOLE BLOODY POINT OF A RP SERVER.
CoTH is reaching a stage where we are building castles on empty air and tunneling through the clouds for an imaginary war that we just feel like raging. Nothing more, for no other reasons, than to rattle our sabres and shake our massive edicks. Stop being so bloody cynical, and please remember why you are here; to have FUN.
So, yeah. . .SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO ROLEPLAY, YER PEON!
Blood and bloody ashes, solving things that ain't mathematical, compounding formulaes that ain't chemical, and engineering things that ain't mechanical. b***h, whine, b***h somemore, over pointless things like. . .prestige?
Seriously, I love the Prestige System for THIS VERY SIMPLE REASON. Have you guys ever read the Prestige posts? Checked their quality, maybe? Some of them, most of them, are pretty damn good read, and I actually loved quite a few. I like how Reigan and Krilari, pretty damn developed characters already, could still develop further with Prestige. I love that dragon, it made me giggle. I loved how Grakor managed to tie in the Kidnapped event with his own Prestige. I loved the fact that -the Prestige System made people who might previously not want to write write under the scrutiny of an entire community-. Do you do that for your English teacher? Do you do that for that school assignment you hate?
I loved the Prestige System because it encouraged an atmosphere of creative writing and a desire to write more, write better, and write characterfully.
And that, my darlings, is why I love the Prestige System.
Oh, and to qualify? I do not have a single Prestige Character nor a Character training to be a Prestige, but I have RPed with almost a dozen Prestige Characters. And I have not a single problem with them, which I attribute to this:
Some people just can't understand the idea of losing to win.
And some people just can't accept the fact that others actually spent months to get what they got.
And hence what do they do? They b***h and whine until they get their way, because I can totally imagine those same people who b***h about the Prestige actually writing more than those pursuing Prestige does and being motivated to do more for their character developments than those pursuing Prestige does [sarcasm alert].
So. . .I will finish off with this:
Spoiler:
![[Image: HLBZD.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/HLBZD.jpg)