12-14-2010, 06:41 PM
If You Wish to Make an Apple Pie from Scratch...
Ivan Ashholder's creation of the universe of becoming an Archmage.
Updated Fridays and Saturdays!
This is an older character who was starting to become an Archmage before the first Prestige System closed down.
For those of you around Stromgarde like days, you will remember. Others, not so much.
This continuance has been approved by Kretol, and the application was approved a good long while ago.
Ivan Ashholder's creation of the universe of becoming an Archmage.
Updated Fridays and Saturdays!
This is an older character who was starting to become an Archmage before the first Prestige System closed down.
For those of you around Stromgarde like days, you will remember. Others, not so much.
This continuance has been approved by Kretol, and the application was approved a good long while ago.
Libram:
Chapter I:
Ain't That a Kick in the Head?
Chapter II:
The Court of the Crimson King
Chapter III:
Walk the Line
Chapter IV:
Godzilla
Chapter V:
It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Want to Rock and Roll)
Chapter VI:
Seasons of Wither
Chapter VII:
House of the Rising Sun
Chapter VIII:
Hound Dog (Coming Soon!)
Chapter IX:
For What It's Worth (Coming Soon!)
Chapter X:
Good Times Bad Times (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XI:
Good Company (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XII:
Death or Glory (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XIII:
House Burning Down (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XIV:
Helter Skelter (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XV:
I Get a Kick Out of You (Coming Soon!)
This thread's music theme is Pre-1985, keeping in Ivan's old style.
All of these songs are various songs from various artists to reflect the mood of the overall thread.
Chapter I:
Ain't That a Kick in the Head?
Chapter II:
The Court of the Crimson King
Chapter III:
Walk the Line
Chapter IV:
Godzilla
Chapter V:
It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Want to Rock and Roll)
Chapter VI:
Seasons of Wither
Chapter VII:
House of the Rising Sun
Chapter VIII:
Hound Dog (Coming Soon!)
Chapter IX:
For What It's Worth (Coming Soon!)
Chapter X:
Good Times Bad Times (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XI:
Good Company (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XII:
Death or Glory (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XIII:
House Burning Down (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XIV:
Helter Skelter (Coming Soon!)
Chapter XV:
I Get a Kick Out of You (Coming Soon!)
This thread's music theme is Pre-1985, keeping in Ivan's old style.
All of these songs are various songs from various artists to reflect the mood of the overall thread.
How lucky can one guy be?
I kissed her,
and she kissed me.
Like the fella once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?
I kissed her,
and she kissed me.
Like the fella once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?
Chapter I: Ain't That a Kick in the Head?
Ivan felt like he had been kicked in the head. It wasn't a good kick like 'Hey, get your life together' or 'Oh man i'm sorry I just kicked your head, want free things', but rather 'oh man, that's gonna leave some hilarious scars' kind of kick. He sat up, looking around. Ivan Ashholder was currently living in a box in Booty Bay, one of the worst possible places to live at the moment, it seemed. Elves were everywhere. He scratched his dwarven beard, padding around his persons for his cigars. It was dark, save two holes shining light into the shipping crate. He took a cigar and snapped his finger, the tip of it lighting. As he puffed in, the box lit up. It was spacious, for a gnome, probably meant to hold something like whale in, there was a bed in the back corner and enough space for a desk. He may be living in the worst city in the world, practically broke, but Ivan Ashholder was a classy gentleman who did not live like barbarians. The crate was stuck behind a house, as a result of a bizarre shipping error years past, and the whole city seems to have forgotten about it. In protection of his hideout and his stuff, there was no opening or door save the two holes, which were both too tall for a Goblin to look into without stacking himself on others. Not much left to steal, either. Ivan slid off his bed, puffing out smoke, and without much thought, blinked right out of it. He landed on the deck of the bay and began to trod. The scruffy old gnome was a common sight along the Bay these days. He was scrounging for money in any way possible. Lethys had left the Sparkspin Bank Fund open to Ivan and Ivan only before he vanished, and as a such, the Gnome had been living off it. However, due to all Lethys expenditures on pants from all over, it wasn't too plenty. He had dipped into the GSF coin as well, and that didn't last long. He flipped a silver in his hands as he brambled over to the tavern. He blinked through the wall and stopped in front of the counter, looking half an inch over it at Nixxrax.
"Simple port as usual, Nixxrax." He said, and the goblin went to work. He exchanged money for alcohol, which seems all it was being used for these days, and teleported upstairs, already sitting at a table. It was here he began to drink. Throughout the day, he sat in the same position, only getting up to use the bathroom or get more alcohol. People seemed to pass in three times the normal speed, as Ivan sat and watched them all move about their daily lives. All sorts of races breezed through, none of them stopping to look or talk. He was just old bones now. Ivan pulled out another cigar, leaning back in his chair. Lighting it up, he puffed out smoke and watched the day go by as the light from the window seemed to crawl across the walls. He shook his head as the light turned into nothing, and stood up from his chair. Tipsy, as usual, he trodded downstairs and gave Nixxrax a nod as he walked out. The night crowd was far too violent and rough for him to enjoy a cigar around. Not exactly the type for fighting in a bar room brawl, sir Ivan Ashholder meandered his way back to his box and put his hands on the outside of it. Far too drunk to blink, he looked for the inevitable disappointment of finding a door. There was none. Ivan, sorrowed at being unable to wake up in a drunken haze in his bed, simply slid into the sand and slept there almost immediately.
As he awoke, he was clearly not in front of, next to or in the general vicinity of his box. In fact, the place he was in was far too nice to be Booty Bay. The bright light of the Northrend sun pierced into his eyes and he held a hand over his brow to prevent it. Ivan Ashholder stood, looking around. He was laying on the sidewalk of Dalaran, as people just walked around him gracefully. Atop his head was a small, purple barrier, clearly protecting him from the underbelly scum of Dalaran that showed at night. Ivan sat up, and a letter appeared in his lap, having clearly been waiting on him. It was a small purple rectangle, and the wax seal carried the glowing mark of the Kirin Tor on it. Ivan contemplated that had he been in serious trouble, they would have locked him up. But, this is to say that the Mages do truly like to make people miserable by using a court system on any and all offenses. Maybe Sparkspin was taking him to court? Who knew. Ivan opened up the letter, and a black paper folded out, with eloquent violet handwriting across it. It sparkled and glowed against the black paper in a very pretty fashion.
![[Image: letter.png]](http://bb.xieke.com/files/letter.png)
Ivan scratched his beard and stood up. Clearly, he was wanted somewhere. Dusting himself off the best he could, Ivan conjured a spot of water and ran it through his beard. It came out a pretty nasty black color. He scowled and plodded down the street, the barrier seeming to have gone with the letter being opened. No cigars were on him what so ever, and it was already turning out to be a bad morning. As he approached a mage bearing the Kirin Tor symbol, he tapped him on the leg and looked up. The Blood Elf looked down in contemplation.
"Yes, what is it?" He asked, holding a book that was turning itself page by page. Ivan scratched his beard in thought.
"Well, I got dropped here while I slept, and i'm ordered to look for Archmage..." Ivan stopped to look over the black letter again, which was in his gloved hand. "Rosemary Gray." He finished, looking back up at the elf, squinting from behind his glasses.
"Oh, you're needing Archmage Gray." He said, and looked off into the distance. Pointing at a tall building that was floating above air with his long arm, he spoke. "In there, good sir." He said, and Ivan tipped his head at him, trodding onward. He crossed his arms, unaware of what to do with his hands without a cigar, and looked at the building. It was floating a good ten or twenty feet up, and a giant glowing Kirin Tor eye was at the front door. Ivan blinked up to the steps and continued walking, until his nose scrunched up against the floating symbol. It seemed to be a barrier. Thinking that it'd be a simple task to just pop and appear on the other side, he did so and appeared inside. However, as the arcane cleared, it seemed the marble hallway ahead extended, well, into forever. It came to a tiny black point of outstretch far off into the distance, and Ivan blinked forward, and then teleported, only to be exactly where he started, in front of the door. Trying not to overthink what seems to be a clear puzzle, Ivan started walking, to no prevail. Eventually, he stepped onto three black squares in a row, and through them he walked through the illusion of the backside of the door. He was back exactly where he started. Grunting, Ivan ran forward, got to the three black steps and turned around in a skid, teleporting forward. He rolled out into a library, landing in a pile of books. The bookshelves towered, especially for a gnome, with enough height to crush a Tauren. He looked up in the silence as one fell off into the distance. The expansive library strung out into the distance as he looked around, clearly a use of hammerspace all over the place. Another one fell, in clear view, with a loud crash and the crumble of books. Ivan looked up as the four nearest to him started to lean. Lifting up his gloved hands, fire shot out of them in a quick burst. It rolled off of the shelf and it continued to fall, picking up speed. Pushing out an invisible arcane weight, it was nothing to stop it.
Ivan, not to be outdone, leapt on a large book and took to the skies with it under his feet. He rose to the ceiling, which continued to raise. Bookshelves started shooting out of the walls like Goblin letter machines, books flying off in all sorts of directions. Ivan whipped here and there on his floating book plane, speeding through the library. He was slammed by a bookshelf onto his right side, and was sent flying through infinite space. The magic book was far off into the distance as he was slammed like a baseball in the seventh inning. The old gnome scrambled up on top of the shelf, the last books falling out. It coasted through darkness and occasional lantern bit light, as hundreds of other bookshelves flew out in all sorts of twisting and crossing directions. All at once, before he had time to react, the bookshelf slammed into a wall and Ivan Ashholder was sent flying through the window of the library. He rolled out, with no broken glass or shatter, into a quaint office. There at the desk sat a blonde young human woman, looking at him from a book she was clearly studying.
"Ah, I see you didn't die, sir Ashholder." She said, closing the book. It floated off absent mindedly into a bookshelf. "I am Archmage Rosemary Gray. Welcome to my home." She said, smiling warmly.
"Hmhph. Ivan Ashholder, miss." He said, head pounding. She offered a seat by picking it up with the arcane without movement and setting it a further bit away from the desk. He plodded over and climbed up onto the chair, turning around.
"I apologize about the test, but it is to prevent breakins from non mages. If someone's skilled enough to pass it, well, generally they should have the right to all of my possessions." She said, smiling the same homely smile as before. "I presume you're wondering why you're here, sir Ashholder." She asked, folding her arms on the table.
"You would presume correctly, miss." He responded, thinking about the 'test'. Hell, he had done it with a hangover, who couldn't pass that test?
"Well, you've been selected to join the rare ranks of the Archmagi in Kirin Tor, sir Ashholder." She explained as humbly as she had said hello. Ivan scratched his beard, a bit dumbstruck.
"... What?" He asked in sheer confusion.
What a way to start off the day.
Hell, he forgot it was even Sunday.